"Baby, do you know the 10-year rule?", he asked out of nowhere. "Nope. What's that?" "If we ever break up after graduation, you can only date a new guy after ten years." "Then, to be fair, don't get a girlfriend for the next ten years as well.", I joked in return. "I'll be 38 by then." "And I'll be 35. But I'm sure I'll look 30 because I'm using eye creams religiously. I'm gonna be...
